What you may not know about me is (in no particular order)....
- I drink coffee like it's water. Like, to the point where 2:30pm comes and i'm drinking yet another cup of coffee and it actually makes me feel sick. But I. just. can't. stop! I'm addicted, y'all. Oh and hold the creamer, please. Give me all the black coffees.
- I sing all the wrong lyrics. Once I have made up my mind what the lyrics are, that is what the lyrics will forever be. Never mind how ridiculous they are. Don't worry about it.
- About 75% of what comes out of my mouth is sarcasm. I can't control it. Seriously!
- I stick my cold feet in my husband's knee pits. You know knee pits, right? Yep, I have chronic cold feet and they just nestle themselves so nicely in there... mostly at night... in bed... while he's trying to sleep. It's fine. He loves me for it.
- I despise talking on the phone. I'll talk to you in person, I'll text you, I'll email you, I'll Facebook you, I'll instagram you, I'll mail you all the letters. BUT i probably won't answer the phone when you call. Write that down.
- I love Jesus, but I cuss a little. It's a t-shirt but it was made for me. And if you really know me, this isn't a secret. Sometimes there just isn't a better word to describe something.
- I don't understand how someone can love running. Unless a bear is chasing you.... I don't think this needs any further explanation.
- There is a good chance you will be talking to me and I'll bust out in song. It's kind of like tourette's. Something you say will trigger a song lyric and it just comes out. I know, i'm starting to sound like a train wreck.... "I came in like a wrecking ball..." Told ya.
- I don't like small talk. I will gladly sit down and have an in depth conversation with you. I love getting to know people.. absolutely love it. BUT I find small talk to be awkward and it causes me much anxiety.
- Speaking of anxiety... don't ask me to drive through a car wash. EVER!! I will have a mini panic attack trying to get on that conveyor belt. It's just not worth it. Hand me a hose, a bucket and a sponge.. much easier.
- I love boy bands. Not to brag... ok, i'm going to brag. I met 'NSYNC. By the way, it's 'NSYNC -- NOT, N'SYNC. Get the freakin apostrophe right, people.
- I could live off of Peanut Butter. "Peanuuut, Peanut Butter, and jelly..." --The song thing again. sorry.
- I have a list making/calendar problem. Let me explain. I make a list of what lists I need to make. If you look in my purse, you'll find at least 3 or 4 lists. The countertop... lists. The kitchen table... lists. Also calendars. This family runs on mama's calendars. I have to write everything down on THREE different calendars. Otherwise, it's not a real thing and it may not happen. Oh and if it's not on my calendar and it happened, I must write it on my calendar when I get home.
So now that you all officially feel better about yourselves (your welcome), I just have to clarify that this was all for fun. Yes, I'm super flawed but these things do not define me. I have three beautiful children, an amazing, smart, understanding, supportive, hot, Jesus lovin' husband and I am way more blessed than I deserve. Thankfully I have family, friends and a Jesus that love me despite my quirks.
